Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Democrapitalism
"How'd I get into Cal? A 2270 SAT score and a 4.5 GPA. I just sold my soul to score some devilish good-looks."
"No, as a matter of fact, I haven't yet voted."
"OH REALLY? MIND IF I WALK WITH YOU?"
"Sure... I'm kinda headed to Math right now, though."
"SO YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I WILL IMPROVE OPPORTUNITIES FOR ASIANS ON CAMPUS."
"What makes you think I would be interested in stuff like that?"
"... DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR ME!"
"I'll definitely keep you in mind."
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